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ROYAL FOOLS
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Mint price-Free
Total supply-7431
1 fool per wallet
Starring:
Middle age crisis King, Clout Queen,
Princess Pulcinella, Prince Fiendevald,
Wandering minstrel, Hangover priest,
Yahoo - ee - you witch, Not certified plague doctor,
Shortsighted executioner, Lowbie dragon,
   Malefiftycent - cloud fairy, King’s advisor
  Mrlean-the dopest mage, Bob,
   Weak stomach castle guard,
  Non-binary knight

                …and 7415 fools. 741 of them
                   are held in prison for their
                 offensive jokes. CC0

Mint price-Free
Total supply-7431
1 fool per wallet
Starring:
Middle age crisis King, Clout Queen,
Princess Pulcinella, Prince Fiendevald,
Wandering minstrel, Hangover priest,
Yahoo - ee - you witch, Not certified plague doctor,
Shortsighted executioner, Lowbie dragon,
Malefiftycent - cloud fairy, King’s advisor
Mrlean-the dopest mage, Bob,
Weak stomach castle guard,
Non-binary knight

…and 7415 fools. 741 of them
are held in prison for their
offensive jokes. CC0

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The Executioner in the right bottom side of screen

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ROYAL FOOLS
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Prologue

A novel written by a wandering minstrel who witnessed the events that took part during the famous carnival in Tyrol Kingdom in the year 1347.

Hey hey hey you beautiful people! Welcome!

The page has been turned! Wherever you are, please make yourself comfortable and let me take you on a little journey. But first! Let me introduce myself khe khe…

Your most humble storyteller that will take you on a tale that traverses through space and time, kingdoms and Empires, up the sky and beyond the seas! A person of many unofficial titles! But known the best as… 

The Wandering Minstrel

I have witnessed lots of shitty stories in my time, but the story of Royal Fools was the shittiest of them all…

In the merry long ago there was a Kingdom named Tyrol.

Tyrol was the most ancient and magnificent kingdom in the whole Southern Region.

Citizens of Tyrol were living their regular happy life, preparing for the annual Tyrol’s carnival.

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The sky was blue, the grass was green, the weather was beautiful. Everything was ready for the carnival. The guests arrived, the townspeople gathered, and the artists were preparing for their performances.

An atmosphere of pure joy, happiness and celebration was lingering in the air.

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Even some itinerant artists, Royal Fools as they call themselves, were invited to perform on the carnival.

Despite the fact that their performances were… flabbergasting to say the least.

They were not musicians, acrobats or Talesmen. Neither were they a circus that performed with trained animals. They were simply Fools.

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But these Fools found it insulting that the local celebrity Bob was put as the headliner, and not them…

So they decided to make their own take on this beautiful event.

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The town’s hall ‘lost & found’ board was designated to be the carnival’s line up schedule.

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Following was displayed on it: Fool’s execution- warm up A dragon’s fiery show- lowbie Live Witch burning- Morgana The dopest Mage Magic- Mrlean Royal Fools’ live performance Bob’s comedy show- Headliner

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The king’s advisor begged him to make The Royal Fools the headliner, but the King disagreed opting to trust the local talent. The advisor insisted, but the King remained adamant.

He warned the King that his decision will come back to haunt him. Furious, The King ordered for the Advisor to be locked in the dungeons to reflect on his blasphemy.

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It was the day of the carnival. The crowd at the square were hyped for the excitement to come. Flyers, posters and carnival trinkets were decorated all over the arena. The audience were waving banners and singing their favorite ballads in joy. The stage was being set for the opening ceremony of the carnival, the fool's execution.

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'Fools' execution was an old and ancient tradition in these lands.

This was to use the blood of a sinner as a sacrifice to appease and pray for the blessings of the gods.

The most heinous criminal or villain was usually chosen as the 'lucky' sacrifice. However, due to the ever growing corruption even innocents were convicted wrongly and sometimes became 'lucky'.

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Such was the case this time.

After coincidentally meeting with the to-be sacrifice and determining him to be a wrongly convicted innocent, fools saw this as both an opportunity to earn some good karma by saving him and also play a little prank on the executioner. Fool was led up the stage, head covered with a sack and both hands and feet bound with hemp rope.

The guards pulled him along like an unwilling child at the dentist's.

In the middle of the stage there was an executioner with a massive axe set up. The guards led the 'lucky' sacrifice to kneel and placed his neck on the wooden stump.

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Fool’s execution

Watching the proceedings with a crazed fervor in his eyes, perhaps imagining the moment when the convicts neck would become acquainted with the blade, the host let out a chuckle and turned towards the audience.

After a brief speech that consisted him listing out all the offensive pranks committed by the fool, and reiterating the importance of following tradition, the host commanded to start the performance.

With the words "Nothing personal, that's just for the show" executioner swung his axe on a direct course for the smooth, tanned neck of the sacrifice. He could almost imagine the river of blood that would erupt. Unfortunately, his imaginations were cut short with the sound of the brick hitting executioner’s head… Out of nowhere the other fool jumps out of a window and throws a brick at executioner’s head screaming "Fool for fool, forever fool".

The executioner misses and cuts his ear off instead…

Crowd watched in shock as the giant blade failed to penetrate the body of the convict.

Lowbie dragon’s
fire show

Next in thy line up! A fearsome beast who’s going to perform a fire show! It’s going to be fire! Please welcome on stage! Lowbieeee draaaaagon! Wait wait wait… Something is wrong… Where is thys green beast…

Dragon is acting weird, saying unintelligible stuff:

My lean cost more than your rent, ooh (It do)

Your momma still live in a tent, yuh (Brr)

Still slangin' dope in the 'jects, huh? (Yeah)

Me and my grandma take meds, ooh (Huh?)

Looks like thy fools have sabotaged another performance by pouring some purple drank mixture into dragon’s kerosine…

Anyways… Witch burning is next!While the peasants are gathering firewood for the performance.

We advise you to stock up on camping fuel. Because today!!!

We'll burn this damn witch!!!

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Welcometh! Beautiful people of Tyrol! Everything is set for our next performance! Wood is ready, ropes are tight…

Yahoo - ee - you! Time to Die!

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Witch burning

What happened next is guards set thys disgusting creature on fire. She was laughing in them and cursing. Two fools standing in the crowd jumped on stage and started putting out the fire by peeing on it. Witch broke free. Burnt, lame smelling like a public toilet she was gone…

Thy fools have sabotaged another performance… But don’t worry! MrLean will put on an epic magic show!

Mrlean, the dopest
mage magic

Ladies and gentlemen! Legends say our next performer is the strongest mage that the world has ever seen… He’s mastered alchemy, ice and fire magic. Now he terrifies his opponents with slightly warm dank mixtures.

Looks like we are witnessing a couple of runes got added into Mrlean’s manuscript. Let’s see what comes of it…

To be continued...

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Royal Fools Title on first page in the book

Prologue

A novel written by a wandering minstrel who witnessed the events that took part during the famous carnival in Tyrol Kingdom in the year 1347.

Hey hey hey you beautiful people! Welcome!

The page has been turned! Wherever you are, please make yourself comfortable and let me take you on a little journey. But first! Let me introduce myself khe khe…

Your most humble storyteller that will take you on a tale that traverses through space and time, kingdoms and Empires, up the sky and beyond the seas! A person of many unofficial titles! But known the best as… 

The Wandering Minstrel

I have witnessed lots of shitty stories in my time, but the story of Royal Fools was the shittiest of them all…

In the merry long ago there was a Kingdom named Tyrol.

Tyrol was the most ancient and magnificent kingdom in the whole Southern Region.

Citizens of Tyrol were living their regular happy life, preparing for the annual Tyrol’s carnival.

The sky was blue, the grass was green, the weather was beautiful. Everything was ready for the carnival. The guests arrived, the townspeople gathered, and the artists were preparing for their performances.

An atmosphere of pure joy, happiness and celebration was lingering in the air.

Even some itinerant artists, Royal Fools as they call themselves, were invited to perform on the carnival.

Despite the fact that their performances were… flabbergasting to say the least.

They were not musicians, acrobats or Talesmen. Neither were they a circus that performed with trained animals. They were simply Fools.

But these Fools found it insulting that the local celebrity Bob was put as the headliner, and not them…

So they decided to make their own take on this beautiful event.

The town’s hall ‘lost & found’ board was designated to be the carnival’s line up schedule.

Following was displayed on it: Fool’s execution- warm up A dragon’s fiery show- lowbie Live Witch burning- Morgana The dopest Mage Magic- Mrlean Royal Fools’ live performance Bob’s comedy show- Headliner

The king’s advisor begged him to make The Royal Fools the headliner, but the King disagreed opting to trust the local talent. The advisor insisted, but the King remained adamant.

He warned the King that his decision will come back to haunt him. Furious, The King ordered for the Advisor to be locked in the dungeons to reflect on his blasphemy.

It was the day of the carnival. The crowd at the square were hyped for the excitement to come. Flyers, posters and carnival trinkets were decorated all over the arena. The audience were waving banners and singing their favorite ballads in joy. The stage was being set for the opening ceremony of the carnival, the fool's execution.

'Fools' execution was an old and ancient tradition in these lands.

This was to use the blood of a sinner as a sacrifice to appease and pray for the blessings of the gods.

The most heinous criminal or villain was usually chosen as the 'lucky' sacrifice. However, due to the ever growing corruption even innocents were convicted wrongly and sometimes became 'lucky'.

Such was the case this time.

After coincidentally meeting with the to-be sacrifice and determining him to be a wrongly convicted innocent, fools saw this as both an opportunity to earn some good karma by saving him and also play a little prank on the executioner. Fool was led up the stage, head covered with a sack and both hands and feet bound with hemp rope.

The guards pulled him along like an unwilling child at the dentist's.

In the middle of the stage there was an executioner with a massive axe set up. The guards led the 'lucky' sacrifice to kneel and placed his neck on the wooden stump.

Fool’s execution

Watching the proceedings with a crazed fervor in his eyes, perhaps imagining the moment when the convicts neck would become acquainted with the blade, the host let out a chuckle and turned towards the audience.

After a brief speech that consisted him listing out all the offensive pranks committed by the fool, and reiterating the importance of following tradition, the host commanded to start the performance.

With the words "Nothing personal, that's just for the show" executioner swung his axe on a direct course for the smooth, tanned neck of the sacrifice. He could almost imagine the river of blood that would erupt. Unfortunately, his imaginations were cut short with the sound of the brick hitting executioner’s head… Out of nowhere the other fool jumps out of a window and throws a brick at executioner’s head screaming "Fool for fool, forever fool".

The executioner misses and cuts his ear off instead…

Crowd watched in shock as the giant blade failed to penetrate the body of the convict.

Lowbie dragon’s
fire show

Next in thy line up! A fearsome beast who’s going to perform a fire show! It’s going to be fire! Please welcome on stage! Lowbieeee draaaaagon! Wait wait wait… Something is wrong… Where is thys green beast…

Dragon is acting weird, saying unintelligible stuff:

My lean cost more than your rent, ooh (It do)

Your momma still live in a tent, yuh (Brr)

Still slangin' dope in the 'jects, huh? (Yeah)

Me and my grandma take meds, ooh (Huh?)

Looks like thy fools have sabotaged another performance by pouring some purple drank mixture into dragon’s kerosine…

Anyways… Witch burning is next!While the peasants are gathering firewood for the performance.

We advise you to stock up on camping fuel. Because today!!!

We'll burn this damn witch!!!

Welcometh! Beautiful people of Tyrol! Everything is set for our next performance! Wood is ready, ropes are tight…

Yahoo - ee - you! Time to Die!

Witch burning

What happened next is guards set thys disgusting creature on fire. She was laughing in them and cursing. Two fools standing in the crowd jumped on stage and started putting out the fire by peeing on it. Witch broke free. Burnt, lame smelling like a public toilet she was gone…

Thy fools have sabotaged another performance… But don’t worry! MrLean will put on an epic magic show!

Mrlean, the dopest
mage magic

Ladies and gentlemen! Legends say our next performer is the strongest mage that the world has ever seen… He’s mastered alchemy, ice and fire magic. Now he terrifies his opponents with slightly warm dank mixtures.

Looks like we are witnessing a couple of runes got added into Mrlean’s manuscript. Let’s see what comes of it…

To be continued...